Mommy Code

The Mommy Code dictates that
thou shalt stay at home
put the child first
organize play dates
analyze all foods
serve organic
sterilize all toys
feel guilty about working
tow the party line,
ready and able to
indoctrinate new members
into the political party of Mommyhood

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