Past Boyfriends

Kodachrome — Paul Simon

If you took all the girls guys I knew
When I was single
And brought them all together for one night
I know they’d never match
My sweet imagination
And everything looks worse in black and white

In the immortal words of Christine Lavin: “What was I thinking?” Knowing my luck, though, they’d go all “Murphy Brown” on me and put me on trial for crimes against humanity. Thankfully none like me enough to talk to me. 🙂
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