Keb, at school, made me a Mother’s Day Card. It is very cute. It’s a female shape with a card in its hands. Inside was a note and two coupons. The coupons are good for: Keb making his bed (something we NEVER require) and making my lunch (nuke some soup?). The note is amusing. It reads:
Mom, you are special because you are nice. I like it when you buy muffins! You can do many things! I think you’re best at cooking. You have a pretty smile! I like to make you smile by making funny jokes. You are as pretty as a platinum necklace. You’re smart! You even know how to dress nicely.
Sure it ends abruptly, but that’s OK. I’m not sure if the last part is a backhanded compliment or not. At least I’m assure he won’t be turning me in to Stacy and Clinton for a “What Not To Wear” moment. 🙂