Girl Scouts are the many armed tentacles of the devil tempting you with tastes you shouldn’t be enjoying in such large amounts. If they were sold year-round, we wouldn’t be such gluttons. For those who stock once a year and savor every moment. I hate you. I don’t know you, but I hate you.
On the bright side, you can now donate Girl Scout cookies to the troops, food banks, and the homeless. As Martha says, “It’s a good thing.”
I hope our troops enjoy the 20 boxes I sent. Wait, 20/millions of soliders. SIGH. I didn’t plan that very well. I hope everyone else sent too. Otherwise, I’m going to feel bad.