How I Envision the Tea/David Thing

David: WHAT!  You flirted with Billy Bob Thornton on the set of your film.  Sl&t! WhOr@!  I can’t be married to someone who flirts with other people!  That’s it I want a divorce.
Tea: What about your extracurricular love life, David?
David: That’s it.  I’m off to rehab.  Mine is a DISEASE. I’m a MAN.  You’re just a wh@r*!

It’s a good thing he left.  In my imagination she considers choking him to death.  Trust me, he would have deserved it.


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