Here’s the latest. You know, the best thing about the Internet is the ability to talk about yourself. A LOT.
If I looked on the bed next to you, what would I find?
If I was in bed, Taed, Keb and maybe the cat (Amelia)
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Depends on the bathroom. If I’m at work, definitely CLOSED.
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
Folded. However, they aren’t necessarily in the drawer.
Sleep on your back or stomach?
Side
Are you a cuddler?
Nope, I’m the cuddle-ee.
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
I HAVE NO CLUE. Let me know when you come over to clean my house. Don’t forget to clean under the bed.
Something that happened today that made you angry?
Angry, nothing that I can think of. Peeved — well a couple of students. However, it’s 7 in the evening and that’s all in the past.
What were you doing before this survey?
Reading FaceBook, playing some games of Word something or another, and listening to Keb and Taed
What will you do after the survey?
Exercise
Marriage or living together?
Married, after years of living together. I’m a bad girl!
What shirt are you wearing now?
White v-neck t-shirt with a denim jacket on top
Do you sing?
All the time… Do I sing well. Well, no.
Do you de-label your beer bottles?
What? I don’t drink beer.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
If I’m having them, you’re hearing about them (or seeing them).
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
Every damned day… It’s like a weird Sisyphus thing I have going on. It’s my rock and I’m a rolling it.
First thing you do when you wake up?
Pee.
Ever had surgery?
Yup. It’s how we got Keb. 
Last argument you got into with?
This, along with regrets and being peeved, is a daily thing. I don’t get into too many serious arguments. However, I do argue for entertainment. Does that count?
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
No. Usually my inner ADHD child is talking.
What’s one good thing about your best friend?
He listens to me complain. He loves me despite myself.
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
2-3 seconds. You don’t want to try to use that time to talk.
Current song on myspace?
I don’t have one. That’s too much time to work out.
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
Doesn’t the defeat the point of the alarm clock? No. I turn off my alarm clock to keep it from bugging Keb since I wake up before it goes off. I generally don’t need it.
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
Oh HELL no. Life isn’t hard enough? You have to invent pain and agony?
What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
None. I shifted applications.
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
Spring break, hanging out with Keb, sunlight earlier in the day, Keb’s birthday, my birthday, the end of school
It’s midnight. Who are you texting?
Uhm, I’m ASLEEP at midnight. I don’t text; I type.
It’s Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
At work, at a union meeting or at home.
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
My husband. Even if I’m crushing on someone, I can tell you I don’t just want to be with someone I don’t know. That’s freaky-weird scary. I KNOW my husband. However, if I KNEW Mike Mills of REM and still liked him anyway, then it would be Mike Mills.
Your Christmas list consists of?
Nothing much. We don’t exchange. My mom buys me gifts, but rarely anyone else. Taed always gets me the latest Newberry Award winners. I have enough stuff.
You’re going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first?
The airport. Well, maybe the shrink. OMG! You’re pulling a “What Not to Wear” on me, aren’t you?!
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
Macy’s or JC Penny
How do you feel about your hair?
OK. I wish it would all turn the color of my grey/white streak.
What movie is in your DVD player?
I DON’T KNOW. I don’t really use it. Do you people not have lives?
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Chicago or Sydney, Australia
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
I check out eyes, teeth and hands. I like a good wonky nose. I rarely look below the neck. So, enough to be pleased but not so much that I’m rejecting people for stupid stuff.
What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I woke up. That’s pretty damned good. I’m alive. I have my family. My birthday is next week. I have a job. It’s all good.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
More than I think I would normally say. I’m very blessed.
What would you change about your life right now?
Being rich would be nice. However, I’m very blessed. There’s nothing in my life that needs changed.
What’s the best feeling in the world?
Being spooned by Taed.
______________________NEXT SET OF QUESTIONS
75 Questions You’ve Probably Never…
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I don’t wear hoodies. I’m 42.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Hell yeah.
4.Do you plan outfits?
nope. Not unless I have to.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
cold, allergies are bugging me
6. Whats the closest thing to you that’s red?
box top across the room
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
What the hell is it?
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Mike Mills was feeling me up.
9. Did you meet anybody new today?
Maybe some little kid on the playground.
10. What are you craving right now?
Nothing
11. Do you floss?
Sometimes.
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
My dad. He and my mom fixed it with corned beef on St. Patrick’s Day.
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
WHAT IS THIS?
14. Are you emotional?
sometimes.
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
Hell no.
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Doubtful
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
both
18. Do you like your hair?
Pretty much
19. Do you like yourself?
very much
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yes, more than once. I never recognize them, though so I only know it’s them AFTER I’ve been obnoxious.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
yeah
22. What are you listening to right now?
I’m talking with my mom
23. How many countries have you visited?
Only Australia
24. WERE your parents strict?
OMG YES
25. Would you go sky diving?
Hell no.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Can I mock him? I don’t really see why I would bother.
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
OK, I’ll have dinner with him if I can toss tatters. That would be worth it.
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
the glitter on Keb’s poinsettia that he made years ago. It’s quite pretty.
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
Does Disney count?
30. Do you rent movies often?
No, but Taed gets Netflix on a daily basis
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
Uh, I’m really old.
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth
33. Do you own a gun?
Sorta
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
Yes, I won’t, but I can
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My hubby
36. Brown or white eggs?
whatever is in the house
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
What is Hot Topic?
38. Ever been on a train?
Yes, in Australia and Amtrack
39. Ever been in love?
yes
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
yes
41. Are you too forgiving?
uh, no
42. Do you use chap stick?
not really
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
He’ll be with me or off with Keb
44. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes.
45. Ever have cream puffs?
often
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No
47. What was the last question you asked?
If my uncle was ass-backwards ignorant
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Does the Paste CD count since it’s subscription
49. Boys or girls?
I have a boy. I’m not having more, I don’t and didn’t care which.
50. What is your bus number for school?
I haven’t taken a bus in a really long time
51. Is your hair curly?
no, it’s wavy
52. Last time you cried?
couldn’t say
53. Ever walked into a wall?
uh, no
54. Do looks matter?
To a certain extent
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
NO, what is this?
56. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes, but I’m not proud of it
57. Favorite time of the year?
either spring or fall
58. Favorite color?
purple
59. Are you sarcastic?
Oh HELL yes
60. Do you have any tattoos?
Oh HELL no
61. The last person you held hands with?
My hubby or Keb
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
no
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
School, once a year
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Hate? That’s a strong word. I might dislike them, but hate is too much. Can I think of anyone right now, no.
65. Do you like your life right now?
Nope, I love it.
66. How often do you talk on the phone?
Too much or as often as possible
67. What is your favorite animal?
cat
68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Cheese pizza and Diet Dr. Pepper
69. Do you have good vision?
nope
70. Can you hula hoop?
on the Wii
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I don’t know. I hope I never have to find out
72. Do you have a job?
yes
73. Can you handle the truth?
yes
74. What are you wearing?
Chinos, t-shirt, and jacket
75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes. It was the neighbor’s window. She’d locked herself out.
